Have you ever wondered what God does when His PC crashes? Does he hit Start, All Programs, Accessories, then SYSTEM TOOLS, then SYSTEM RESTORE?

After He/She hits System Restore what divine choices appear when RESTORE MY COMPUTER TO AN EARLIER TIME, and the SELECT A RESTORE POINT pop up? How far back does His calendar go? Does God ever click '?' For help?

Being all knowing and all encompassing I kind of doubt it.

Now, if his calendar goes back, say 2500 years, and he chose that - 500 BC, for His sole (not soul) amusement what would happen to the Present? JUST WHAT WOULD HAPPEN??? Would I be here on the coast of Lake Michigan living as an aborigine? Or in a slave ship in the Agean? Or snorting magic Fumes at Delphi? Where would you be?

Or does He call a Holy HELP Desk, then damn thousands to a small font Hell when the 73rd voice prompt techie says "This is Mohammed, Sorriee but that is not a valid user code, please return to main menu." CLICK . . . Divine Anger then HELL for all?

Peace be With You.