"Oh daddy, are you sick? do you want mouth to mouth again?" Daddy moaning, "Monica save me," Sarah wales: "Who is Monica, I am Sarah, Sarah Palin." (my composite joke)
THE "friends"; better JOKES BELOW THE VIDEO!
Conservative columnist: Palin should go
26sep08
WASHINGTON (AP) — A conservative columnist who welcomed Sarah Palin's entry in national politics says she's proven to be a dud and should step aside as John McCain's running mate.
Kathleen Parker, writing in the National Review Online, says her "cringe reflex is exhausted" after watching the Alaska governor stumble through TV interviews and it's become clear to her that Palin is out of her league.
"No one hates saying that more than I do," Parker writes. "Like so many women, I've been pulling for Palin, wishing her the best, hoping she will perform brilliantly. I've also noticed that I watch her interviews with the held breath of an anxious parent, my finger poised over the mute button in case it gets too painful. Unfortunately, it often does."
Palin, new to national politics, boosted Republican presidential nominee John McCain in polls and excited the party's core conservatives when he chose the first-term governor for his ticket. Some of that shine has since worn off in polls.
Parker said she thought Palin was a "refreshing feminist of a different order" when she joined the ticket, but it's become clear she doesn't know enough about economics or foreign policy to be president should that become necessary in a McCain administration.
"Only Palin can save McCain, her party, and the country she loves," Parker writes. "She can bow out for personal reasons, perhaps because she wants to spend more time with her newborn. No one would criticize a mother who puts her family first."
On the Net:
http://www.nationalreview.com/
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MDZiMDhjYTU1NmI5Y2MwZjg2MWNiMWMyYTUxZDkwNTE=
Palin ProblemShe’s out of her league.
By Kathleen Parker
an excerpt from the Parker Piece On Palin condensed above:
Palin didn’t make a mess cracking the glass ceiling.
She simply glided through it. It was fun while it lasted.
Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie
Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is
Clearly Out Of Her League.
No one hates saying that more than I do. Like so many women, I’ve been
pulling for Palin, wishing her the best, hoping she will perform brilliantly.
I’ve also noticed that I watch her interviews with the held breath of an anxious
parent, my finger poised over the mute button in case it gets too painful.
Unfortunately, it often does. My cringe reflex is exhausted.
Palin filibusters. She repeats words, filling space with deadwood. Cut the
verbiage and there’s not much content there. Here’s but one example of many from
her interview with Hannity: “Well, there is a danger in allowing some obsessive
partisanship to get into the issue that we’re talking about today. And that’s
something that John McCain, too, his track record, proving that he can work both
sides of the aisle, he can surpass the partisanship that must be surpassed to
deal with an issue like this.”
. . .
If Palin were a man, we’d all be guffawing, just as we do every time Joe
Biden tickles the back of his throat with his toes. But because she’s a woman —
and the first ever on a Republican presidential ticket — we are reluctant to say
what is painfully true.
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TOO LAZY TO READ? well click n watch- Katie and Palin:
JOKES:
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/2/163529/2680/112/583640
"John McCain's VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." –Bill Maher
"She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Alaska Gov. Sarah Pallin is John McCain's choice. Here's what we know about her: her name is Sarah Palin." --Jay Leno
These and other new jokes are coming in bunches:
"Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno
"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life." –Jay Leno
"Today President Bush called Gov. Palin and congratulated her. Bush told Palin the job of vice president is very important because as vice president, you get to tell the president what to do." –Jay Leno
"The McCain people believe that Americans will disregard her inexperience because they will fall in love with her story. She was a runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant., which may sound trite, but you try walking in high-heeled snow shoes." –Bill Maher
"Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out?" –Bill Maher
"John McCain turned 72 on Friday and apparently decided he deserved a really hot birthday present so he introduced his "Vice President" choice.
"When John McCain takes office, he intends to be less formal than his predecessors. Instead of "Mr. President", he'll have his Vice President call him "Daddy".
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what candidate has been blessed against Witches? (the kind on broomsticks).
